Steve: Tony! why on earth did you hit wade?
Tony: he likes to play catch, I asked him if he could catch these hands so I fucking hit him :)
Steve: …
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- Roy Harper: Name a way to be nice to people.
- Jason Todd: Not murdering them.
- Roy : Setting the bar really low, but I’ll allow it.
- Roy, at Jason's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?
- Alfred: Of course. *leaves*
- Roy, leaning over Jason's s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
- Jason: Yeah no shit.
i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic
i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly
sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain
we must appease Her
girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u
Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.
Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.
feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything
Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow
just girly things~🌟